10 Funny Spanish Knock Knock Jokes for Kids – Spanish for Kids 

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Everyone knows that laughter is the best medicine, but did you know it is also a powerful tool for language learning? These 10 funny Spanish knock knock jokes for kids are a perfect way to learn Spanish at home or in the classroom. Whether you are a bilingual family already, or you are learning Spanish side by side with your kids, these funny jokes will help you laugh while you learn! 

How do you tell a knock knock joke in Spanish?

First things first, these Spanish jokes don’t start with “knock, knock” but rather “toc, toc.” That will be how we start each one, and you can even knock on something nearby while you say it to help teach your children how to say “knock” in Spanish. 

You may need to translate these Spanish jokes as you teach them to your children or students, but try to do that as little as possible! Before you translate the jokes, try to act them out and get as animated as you can. Helping children understand these jokes in Spanish with verbal and animated clues helps them mentally stay in the target language. We want to keep our children immersed in Spanish as much as we can, and help them feel comfortable deciphering clues to understand new words and phrases. So maintain your Spanish immersion as much as you can, but remember that these Spanish knock knock jokes are meant to be fun, and prioritize that above all else! 

10 Spanish Knock Knock jokes for Kids and Adults

TOC Toc 

quién está ahí? 

Las vacas van! 

Las vacas van a quién? 

¡Las vacas van ‘muu’ no quién!

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there? 

The cows go

The cows go who?

The cows go moo not who!

Toc toc.

¿Quién es?

Llito.

¿Quién es llito?

Pues, pollito.

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there? 

Llito
Who is llito?

Well, Chick

Toc, toc.

¿Quién es?

Tomás.

¿Qué Tomás?

Agua, por favor.

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there? 

Tomás

What Tomás (tomas is also another way of saying to drink – so this sounds like you are asking – what do you want to drink?)

Water, please

Toc toc.

¿Quién está allí?

Yo soy.

¿Yo soy quién?

¿Tú no sabes quién eres?

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there? 

I am

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

Toc, toc.

¿Quién es?

Alguien.

¿Alguien… quién?

¡Alguien que quiere entrar!

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

Someone

Someone who?

Someone who wants to come in!

Toc, toc.

¿Quién es?

La vaca que interrumpe.

¿Qué vaca que interr…?

¡Muuuuu!

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting cow wh…
MOOOO

Toc, toc

¿Quién es?

Toc, toc

¿Quién es?

Toc, toc

¿QUIÉN ES?

Un carpintero buscando insectos

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

A woodpecker looking for insects

Toc,toc

¿Quién es?

Brócoli 

¿Brócoli quién?

Brócoli no tiene apellido

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

Broccoli
Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name

Toc,toc

¿Quién es?

Deletrea

¿Deletrea quién?

Okay, q-u-i-é-n

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

Okay, W-H-O

Toc, toc.

– ¿Quién es?

Me gustaría

¿Me gustaría qué?

-Me gustaría entrar, ¡abre la puerta por favor!

translation:

Knock knock 

Who’s there?

I would like

I would like what?

I would like to come in, please open the door!

I hope you love these family friendly Spanish knock knock jokes for kids. Learn one each week with your children or students to help boost their Spanish learning. If you want even more Spanish jokes for the classroom, or to learn at home, check out my favorite 18 Easy Spanish jokes for kids! If you are learning Spanish at home, make sure you check out my nature based Spanish courses for families. 

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